Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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