Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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