Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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