Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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