He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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