you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
