Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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