hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we're so committed to being not committed
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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