I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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