trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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