Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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