but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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