we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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