i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
True college students do jello shots in the library
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