we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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