Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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