This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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