well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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