Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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