i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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