Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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