lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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