We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
