Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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