guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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