Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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