that's an acceptable place to lick
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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