I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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