spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
as a side note pls kill me
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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