I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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