lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
