I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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