YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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