Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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