Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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