we have pet lesbian snakes
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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