ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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