I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He uses pillows to masturbate.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were destined to go to rehab together
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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