is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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