I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.