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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh. He liked you.

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  Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.

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• (619): View more from California

  Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I had sex in a panda mask the other night.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude

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