Dual....:-)
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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