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(323): View more from California

don't go home with that guy from jersey

(626): View more from California

i know, not worth the blood test

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(314): View more from Missouri

My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

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(209): View more from California

Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas

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(903): View more from Texas

I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Hey what you doing tonight?

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Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

See you in about a hour

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