we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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