I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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