Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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