Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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