So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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