There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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