He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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