just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize