Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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