i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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