You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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