I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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