I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My pussy is not your playground.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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