I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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